You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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