My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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