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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
