Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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