Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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