You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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