sorry about calling you the devil all night.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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