Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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