Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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