I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she looked like the before picture.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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