I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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