"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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