I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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