You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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