And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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