Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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