Got a toothbrush?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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