I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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