I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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