brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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