Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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