all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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