marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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