clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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