Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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