you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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