: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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