VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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