I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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