Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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