I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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