your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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