like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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