Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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