I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
