There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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