Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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