we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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