great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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