that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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