Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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