Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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