: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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