You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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