Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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