explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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