you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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