my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think your dad took our porno
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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