Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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