I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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