Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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