Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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