Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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